Nobody could fake being such an annoying dick all the time.

sevenpoints:

iidelirium:

captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT

"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY

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tardistype221b:

badwolflaurel:

pandafreakforlife:

I hate when the media makes The Hunger Games look like a battle for love. Get your bullshit fantasies away. This is about murder, over powered government, and a girl trying to change the way things are. News flash not every girls fantasy is to find true love.

the irony here is that our media is doing exactly what the Capitol did in the books; downplaying the murder, focusing on the bullshit love story

That’s not irony, that’s just plain scary

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And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard. By

"Why Don’t the Unemployed Get Off Their Couches?" and Eight Other Critical Questions for Americans (via seriouslyamerica)

Makes LESS SENSE THAN.

(via mikkelcock)

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  • Me:

    *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*

  • Random Old Lady:

    *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')

  • ROL:

    Isn't he a little old for you?

  • Me:

    Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.

  • Dad:

    *chokes into his drink*

  • ROL:

    You should respect your elders.

  • Me:

    You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?

  • Dad:

    *chokes on his drink again*

  • ROL:

    *storms off*

  • Dad:

    *looks at me with a disapproving look*

  • Me:

    What?

  • Dad:

    Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.